100 Seinfeld quotes

by Quotations

A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary sitcom about ‘nothing’. SEINTOLOGY Audio compiled by MIX96 (www.themix.com) Video compiled by danere1 Music: “Time is Tight” by Booker T & The MG’s FULL LIST OF QUOTES Jerry: Hello! Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we’ve got an idea for a show about nothing. George: Exactly. Jerry: They say “What’s your show about?” I say “Nothing”. George: There you go. Jerry: I think you may have something here. Kramer: Who wants to have …

25 comments

1 BCaTT85 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

she said i was a hipster doofus

2 DreamToNightmare { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Yo Yo Ma

3 dukenthaylor { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

HAPPY FESTIVUS!* The aluminum pole is up and decorationless! YAMA HAMA! XD Now we celebrate the Traditional Feats of Strength! Now shut up and fight your father!

*Not to be confused with VENOMOUS!

4 kitsos72 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

So please a little repsect, for i am costanza, lord of the idiots…

5 lizzylionheart { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

haha but i dont wanna be a pirate:)

6 Alkahaulin { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

STELLAAAAAAA LOOOOOOOL 0:33

7 fergofury { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Nicely done!

8 themongoosekid125 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

im dangerous jerry im very very dangerous!!!!!

9 Kramerification { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

HahaAmazing

10 panictactics { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Pensky material?

11 DuchessJulia { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

this is sucha awesome compilation ^_^
thanks!

12 ZioZone { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

I LOVE THE IN THE BACKGROUND GOOD SHIT.

13 kazinky { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

2:40 ish

14 themartinhome { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Did they forget No Soup 4 U?

15 l7Mgoewbaaahaah { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

NO SOUP FOR U

16 LRELLO { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

King of the county, Queen of the castle & Lord of the Manor!

17 purpura7 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots

18 drkillerclown { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

well done!

19 Myschly { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Excellent work!

20 titaniclady1 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

I know this wasn’t said by then, but it was said during an episode: “They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR!”.

21 ultimatio { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

“…..And they’re the ones…..who are writing it off”

22 MiKe050992 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

Kramer – Even Steven
George – This is the signal, Jerry!
Uncle Leo – HELLO
George – ALRIGHT
Kramer – Hoochie Mama
Kramer – Yamma Hamma
Elaine – Get out!
Jerry – She’s too good
Everyone – COSMO?
Newman – Jambelaya
Kramer – Rusty!
Kramer – You know, my friend Bob Saccamano…
George – So… Take it easy
Bania – I killed jerry, killed
Jerry – You shouldn’t say god bless you you should say… you’re so good looking

23 MiKe050992 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

the truth… season 1 or 2…

24 Tyranus03 { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

@EliraSTAR1

Chocolate Babka

25 agrawalni { 12.22.09 at 5:41 pm }

What’s the name of the episode at 2:44 where Elaine says, “Jerry, how can I go on” after Kramer sees her naked looool?