Chris Martin Quotes

by Quotations

These are just some of Chris Martin’s Funniest quotes/interview moments from over the years.

25 comments

1 jesbearx0 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

he’s a funny dude

2 dragonair907 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

“Guy’s area, where he just stands and..is handsome; Jonny’s area, where he stands and looks at Guy..”
LOL. I LOVE CHRIS

3 dragonair907 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

“Guy’s area, where he just stands and..is handsome…Jonny’s area, where he stands and looks at Guy..”
LOL

4 reignofsparks42 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Chris Martin is an amazing human being. And funny! Lol. <333

5 GuitarPunk95 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

1:43 is a bob dylan quote he said it right afterward in that interview

6 PimpBrovasTV { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

lol

7 reallucid { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

This interview was made in Australia and “root” in Australia is coarse slang for sexual intercourse…

8 pokabeb { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Thanks oracle.

9 AM00SAMi { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

all my favorite quotes in one video. what could be better? and i am a 16 year old and i am VERY proud to be a coldpay fan!:]

10 tailslover450 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Oh my god I know! LOL! ‘You think I don’t know wat ur talkin’ about ’ hahahaha cracks me up everytime haha.

11 Finalstar5 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Unfortunally, I don’t uderstand. Someone can translate in french?

12 MCRgirl771 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

That was the loudest laugh i have ever heard!!!! XD

13 lolitafantasy { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

2:47 His laugh!

14 im8teennow { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

abuse on the playground?
pshhhhh!!!

anyone gives me crap about coldplay i kick there ass!

15 issielemons { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

me too! but I’m 14. some people really dont know what they’re talking about when it comes to music…

16 Ski4lifeify { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Good for you. ColdPlay beats any rap and R&B for sure.

17 ichliebedichsteve { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

6:10 is the cutest moment!

18 xmods908 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

guys area where he just stands and look hadsome lol

19 MyChemicalAddict96 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

” this is were we have sex. No this is were the magic happen’ ! 8D ”
hahahaha <3

20 GuitarShad0w { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

awesome video !
i saw this allready 3 times but it’s still funny !

21 klerr11 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

yeah that makes more sense now..thanks!

22 TheFruitThtAteItself { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

Well; a lot of people use it as a slang for having sex. That might be what they’re referring to but no one really knows with those crazy brits! (:

23 RHCPtvv { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

fuck anyoneee who doesn’t like coldplay!!!there amazing.

24 kaine180 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

im a 16 year old kid who got laughed at for liking them… but who is laughing now… me thats who… let them listen to there R&B and there Rap.

25 moonface321 { 01.28.10 at 3:05 pm }

HE IS SO UNBELEIVEBLY CUTE <3