10 Funniest “Airplane” Quotes

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10 Funniest Quotes from the funniest movie of all time. I take pride in this much more than my “10 Funniest Movie Quotes” and I hope you all will enjoy it also. Thank you. Please Comment/Rate/Subscribe Enjoy

25 comments

1 mfuji02 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

cream? no I take black like men. xD -_-

2 stokepogue { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

Yea! Grown Man Naked won!

3 lagoondiver { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

It’s been a long while since I last saw this movie but now that I’ve seen these quotes I want to see it again asap xD

4 20russain20 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

ROFLMAO! i’m going to watch this film now!

5 audrequin { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

HAHAHAHA

6 sonicedhoedown1 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

We just waned to let you know we’re all counting on you, and good luck…

7 WannabeBallerina { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

“Oh stewardess, I can speak jive!”

8 tRnH2 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

3 is the best
then 1

9 Adam7625555 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

i take my coffee black…like my men
the first time i heard this i laughed so hard i rolled off the sofa threw up in my mouth alittle and about two minutes later i finally stopped laughing.

10 Juliaflo { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

Here’s to 30 years of the glory that was, is, and forver will be…..AIRPLANE!

11 ToddInLN52254 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

@Juliaflo it does make you laugh…and dont call me surely!

12 ToddInLN52254 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

yeah, how about the man and woman annoncers at the beginning talking about abortion??that was pretty contro. in them days!!

13 ToddInLN52254 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

AMEN MAN THATS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

14 acornty { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

i take my coffee black…like my men

lmfao!!!

15 MagnificentFiend { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

You should’ve had the “I can speak jive!” scene.

16 ExCreationist { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

I was hoping the “I say, let ‘em crash” scene would be in there. There’s so many great scenes, 10 just can’t cover them all.

17 ARXHMalakas { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

that fucking pedo pilot cranks me up

18 tavern2468 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

i totally agree with ur number one choice!!! thats why i looked this up lmao

oh and number 3……they wood never let some kid say that now and days lol

19 gaykid80 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

I love:
-”We have clearance, Clarence”
-”Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”

20 Chriswantsyoutoknow { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

@Juliaflo yeah I think its hilarious.

21 maxihzb { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

shurely you cannot be serious.

i’m serious, and don’t call me shirley

best quote ever xD

22 Juliaflo { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

@Chriswantsyoutoknow Surely this film makes you laugh after 30 years.

23 Chriswantsyoutoknow { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

@Juliaflo Yeah it is…. sorry about that.

still great lines!

24 kevinriley17 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

No jive talk? come on.

25 cocoanutt27 { 02.06.10 at 12:56 pm }

Right. I was thinking the same thing. Also, what about all the other lines Johnny says?
–Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
–Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.