Funny Atheist Quotes
A selection of some famous and not so famous quotes that will hopefully tickle the funny bone of every rational thinker. (And yes, not every quote is from an atheist.) Background song is “In Heaven” by Pop Smear. Their myspace is: www.myspace.com Their facebook is: www.facebook.com
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@DragonMan933
There is only one belief that unites all atheists, that that there are no gods, though that is really a lack of a belief rather than a belief itself.
If we are talking about individuals who accept evolution (which is not the same thing as an atheist), they do not believe that humans are evolved from apes, but that humans ARE apes. This is due to a little thing called evidence.
o really? then what do they believe lol
@DragonMan933
Nope, they don’t think that either
or apes lol
@DragonMan933
They don’t
someone needs a hug
You’re making a strong case for devolution as we speak.
You first.
lol i cant believe atheist think we’re evolved monkeys ROFL.
@444tyty So you say, god will have no mercy on the wicked, right(unless they’re sorry of course, what a joke..)? Then you go on saying, let god have mercy on atheists… makes no sense, considering one of the worst sins, is to “act like you dont need god”.
Do not worry true christians that love jesus. The day of judgement is near. the wicked will beg and He will give no mercy. The atheist think they came from a big bang. from coincidence. they also believe in darwinism. Christians out there. do not put the atheist down. Bring them to the TRUE source and if they are not willing. let God have mercy on them.
It’s really not hard at all to…’pwn’ religion
Great video!
God’s not on your side, he’s shaking his head in disbelief.
- Ex-Special forces commander at a self defence seminar.
Hahaha this video pwned Christianity.
@3×0rcyst3m yup, just like the whole slavery vs. freedom thing got us nowhere either, right buddy? How bout you move aside, kid, progress is coming.
Here I b, ‘n I’d like to invite you to My newest Holy War; people are killin themselves over it. I want the drug tsars head served to Me on a silver fucking platter. Anyone that says I can’t play with Mary Jane must die and burn in hell.
hell o… tis Me, God; wassup nigga!? you b throwin some crazy shit.
This theist vs atheist bullshit is getting people nowhere.
How about we all die, then we’ll see who’s right.
Mark Twain also said he’d prefer heaven for the climate, but hell for the company.
“You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!” ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
Do you believe in god?
Do you believe in MY god?
My god has a bigger dick than YOUR god!!!
– George Carlin
@fluttervalve No problem
Well said ! I have at least a two hour argument every week with the religious trolls where I work. I may steal some of your verbiage if you don’t mind.
You forgot the best one!
“When I was a boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to confess my sin. And the next night, and the next. After a week, I decided religion wasn’t for me.” ~ Fidel Castro
Another good one:
“Its hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” ~ Bill Waterson