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“Reel Quotes” – Charles Barkley (01-09-10)

“Finish this famous quote from JAWS: ‘We’re gonna need a bigger ______’” – “Be that as it may you cannot handle them, so keep yo’ hand to yourself!” haha

25 comments

1 joeywhitesox00 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

you cant handle —– my privates
if you build it _____ we will knock it down
thats the slogan for blockbusters

2 njfabio1 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

OMG, this is so funny

3 angelnoir9 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

lmao me and my brother could not stop laughing when we were watching this

4 76bigsky { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

Chuck does not suck…he is awesome!

5 token223 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

what episode is this from?

6 IPwnBladeFinish { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

you shouldnt be looking at kids reg, ROFLROFLROFL

7 MegaAlex108 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

May the force be ____

Equal to the mass times the accelleration!

LOL!

8 marcolopolis55 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

So terrible

9 iBurek2 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

One of the best parts of SNL.

10 coolkid12358 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

this isnt the real thing the girl isnt in it

11 samanfer1396 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

ROFL!!
We’re gonna need a bigger… OCEAN!!
The shark would feel smaller and the joke would be on him.

12 thedude23isroblox { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

you cant handle…… MY PRIVATES! XD

13 kudabeen { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

no discipline…I get what you are trying to say though.

14 jananafish { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

15 tasha777 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

you shouldn’t be looking at kids reg,lol

16 SuperPizzaPockets { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

HAHAHA i love this!!! Houston we have a ARBY”S! haha lol
I c _____ 2 people u and rebecka lol

17 pyrochemists { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

“life is like a box of dead people”and”may the force be equal to the mass times acceleration” have to be the best ones i’ve ever heard

18 zackkylemikejoey { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

you cant handle my privates i told u the truth u cant handle my privates lol someone should put up the raist macgruber

19 celiniesworld { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

“We’re going to need a bigger______? Shark! No. See they saw the shark. He thought he was so big they thought they were going to need a bigger____? Sharkbag! Think water. Ocean! We’re going to need a bigger ocean? Yea! If you get a bigger ocean. It’s going to make the shark seem smaller, and then the joke is going to be on the shark.” hahaha.

20 Vampericlegends { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

May the force be….. Equal to mass times acceleration!!! Lol favorite part right there

21 kclay98 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

lol

22 chrissy640 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

tht was soooo funny

23 wowaddict123 { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

yeah.

24 CMLCassandra { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

Hahaha Charles Barkley is so feaken funny! :D

25 TheOriginalBrunette { 02.18.10 at 10:16 pm }

then the joke would be on the shark XD