Vintage Henny Youngman

by Quotations

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.