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John Mayer Quote Compilation = Douche

9 Worst Mayer Quotes: tinyurl.com TYT Network (new WTF?! channel): www.youtube.com

25 comments

1 LeEmpyrean { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

there’s a thing called sarcasm,try it.

2 JewishWarbler { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

I love john mayer’s music, but he is a douche.

3 church14 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

They don’t realize that John Mayer is just trollin’! Most successful troll around I tell ya!

4 Chiva25156328 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

lmao ! you are a bunch of hating ass motherfuckers.. cmon, john mayer is the best , lmao MAYER FOR PRESIDENT MUTHAFUKKERSSS!!!!!!!!!

5 Makbain52 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

Hershey squirts

6 AlMue123 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

many great artists are insecure.

7 BethanyCharlene { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

with the color crayon thing, he is saying they are lacking depth…but seriously, get off the pedestal, someone needs to put him in his place. he sounds extremely confusing, insecure, and narssacestic .

8 turnbacktime { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

lol @ the Mayer fans coming out of the woodworks.

I dont see any of you justifying what he’s saying. Just aimlessly insulting TYT. begone trolls.

9 MsDimplecheeks { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

lol hahaha so true a dumb musicain who likes to kiss ugly fucks like perez on the mouth for attention,,,gross

10 turnbacktime { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

He’s a dumb musician.

11 roorteam420 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

NEWSFLASH!! John mayer doesn’t give a fuck about stupid people like “The Young Turks” He’s a musician , that’s all he cares about .

12 roorteam420 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

HAHA. These guys love John mayer enough to ramble about him for 7 minutes.Go listen to lady gaga faggots. MAYER FOR PRESIDENT !

13 VTHETHIRD { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

i got a hollow point for this lego blockhead motherfu**er

14 cramerkid826 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

When John Mayer says I’m a 64 pack of crayons with a crayon sharpener on the back is he trying to tell us that he likes to shove stuff up his butt??!! “MY BODY IS A WONDERLAND” …. JACKASSSSSS (reference to Happy Gilmore)

15 srvaughan66 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

John Mayer is 32 you mofo !!

16 cramerkid826 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

Why do you like John Mayer are you a 13 year old girl

17 dcerda419 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

you must be the 64 box with the sharpener too right? hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

18 xxMarieke93 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

Seriously, this is like the worst show ever.

19 srvaughan66 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

How old are you 11 ? Is the word Gay your best shot ? And what’s wrong with being a fan ? I will still be a fan of JM even if he is Gay you fckn’ homofo !! And who you fan of? These two guys ? LAME

20 dcerda419 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

wow. you’re almost as gay as john mayer.

21 hatmangarchump { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

FAIL…. It’s called sarcasm? John Mayer is hilarious…

22 1337Radio { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

okay, first off all. i thought TYT was cool but I feel like this is something the Entertainment Tonight should take care of. And when it comes to the crayon deal, who knows what his relationships have been like. What if they were stupid as fuck? Let’s move on. Mayer says stupid shit. Enough said.

23 1337Radio { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

Kanye is a bigger asshole. No question

24 ChairZomg { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

lol fanboy.

25 srvaughan66 { 03.07.10 at 8:22 pm }

These two guys are not in John Mayer’s level.. I don’t think your opinion matters to him. You think he cares ? You two will never ever achieve what he did in a hundred years. ” Before you accuse me, take a look at your self “. Who the douche now ? Who would want to watch two guys rant in a youtube talk show who copied their logo from Teenage mutant ninja turtles. GFYS !