As Elbert Hubbard said: “Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out of it alive.” How true, isn’t it? As for now, I don’t think anyone of us is going to escape death.

So, live your life and enjoy the moment while you can. As life is no bed of roses, but then we can always see the colorful and funnier side of life. That’s why I love  funny inspirational quotes. They are witty and humorous because the messages of these quotes are indeed true. Truth is painful, but can be funny at many a times. 
 
As laughter is the best medicine, I think funny inspirational quotes are the cheapest or in rather free form of medicine. You can find them all over the place; internet, greeting cards, magazines, daily papers, comic strips, comedy shows and others.

Many motivational speakers love to use these funny inspirational quotes in their speech openings. The funny quotes act as an ice-breaker to get the audience in the happy mood, before these speakers start their main subject of their speech or talk. They know that humor is excellent tool to build rapport with their listeners.

Personally I do love to use funny inspirational quotes when I’m socilizing in casual gatherings or birthday parties. At happy occsions like these, every one is in the cheerful mood and a dose of funny inspirational quotes can definitely enliven up the ambience.

Here are some really funny inspirational quotes which I use them in between  conversations and refreshments at parties or casual get-togethers.

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
-Montaigne

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes. – Edgar Watson Howe

If your religion does not change you, then you should change your religion. – Elbert Hubbard

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull. – H. L. Mencken

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. – Helen Rowland

Marriage is the price men pay for sex; sex is the price women pay for marriage. -Anonymous

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. – Jim Backus

To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. – E. Y. Harburg

Art produces ugly things which frequently become beautiful with time. Fashion … produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time. -Jean Cocteau

 Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.- Walter Winchell  

Hope the above funny inspirational quotes make your day.

Age-old sayings like “laughter is the best medicine” emphasize the importance of lighter moments in life. In today’s ultra-busy world, the importance of laughter is felt more than ever. It underscores the necessity to have a repository of all the wise/funny sayings and quotes that tickle our strained nerves and brings back the beautiful smile. Pun-intending word usage makes us smile. Here is an example. One gentleman who borrowed a significant amount of money from his banker has conveniently forgotten to repay it. When he was requested to pay the principal amount outstanding or the interest accrued, the fun-loving loaner replied, “I have no interest in paying the principal or no principle in paying the interest”. We do not know the reaction of the hapless banker, but the witty quote amuses us to no end.

Our ancestors distilled all their experiences into few sayings that sound funny, but the wise utterances can teach us the wisdom of our forefathers. One Chinese saying teaches us that the experience we gain in our life is more valuable to others than to us. The saying, when translated to English, goes like this: “Experience is the comb nature gives to man after he becomes bald”. Instead of using so many bland words, it uses a great analogy that we all can relate to and makes us laugh.

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Love can be a many-splendid thing, but it can also be a real gut-buster. Funny love quotes about marriage and relationships seem to pop up everywhere, from comic strips to stand-up routines, TV sitcoms and dinners out with friends.

First, we have some thoughts on the institution of marriage which is really a custom or behavioral pattern of importance in the life of a marriage. Some behavioral patterns suck but mostly they are great! One thing’s for sure – there’s no shortage of funny love quotes on this wonderful institution of marriage!

Often these quotes knock one side of the relationship or the other. The wife knocks the husband or the husband knocks the wife. The best quotes are those that do not put down either side—and they can be just as funny. So let’s get creative.

There are very few love quotes about unmarried couples living together, plenty of horrible quotes of married octogenarians (someone whose age is in the eighties) and a full bag of really put-down quotes of middle-aged couples!

The battle between the sexes has been raging for eons, and has also given birth to a lot of funny sayings about marriage and love along the way. The gender wars started many moons ago and continue unabated today. It tells you one thing; a lot of marriages are not really, really happy. Socrates used to say “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

If you are into romantic novels you will know they will inevitable get together and live happily ever after. We all like to see that happen. In real life, it doesn’t. In the novel you’ll get the protagonist versus the antagonist who get into all sorts of situations that can fuel these funny love quotes—and make a wonderful novel.

“It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.” Samuel Butler.

The great thing about love is that we aren’t likely to see an end to funny love quotes anytime soon. When it comes to marriage and relationships, it seems there is always something to joke about even though one partner knocks the other in these funny love quotes.

“All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest – never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.” Ann Landers

Modern times are perhaps the most stressful times witnessed by humanity. From global warming to terrorism to natural calamities, people are literally stressed out of the amount of catastrophes simply waiting to happen. In such times when everything seems gloomy, funny quotes from famous celebrities can easily spur you into action. The effect of these funny quotes can be felt when you are in a social get-together and instantly spell one of these famous quotes according to the situation. Not only people burst into laughter, they also, just for a moment, forget all the negative thoughts that were crippling their minds.

The need for such funny quotes is all the more pervasive due to consumerism that is occupying the minds of people. In their quest for more, people tend to forget the importance of laughing in life. Even doctors, these days, recommend a full 15-20 minutes laughter therapy for a healthy heart and mind. It’s not for nothing that funny quotes are your best ally. Your physical and mental health is ensured by a simple act of laughing. And the funny quotes help in your quest to keep the stress away from your life.

A famous quote by Yakov Smirnoff on the importance of love and laughter sums it best: “I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.”

The Internet is full of sites offering funny quotes by famous personalities – both past and present. You can easily look out for a quotes website that is easy to navigate and categorized so that you reach your funny quote in little or no time. Always watch out for scam websites that either harm your computer or take away crucial information from your computer.

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Funny moments & quotes from the premier episode of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10.

funny clips from the ‘life on the murder scene’ dvd

This a video of some of the funny moments from the series Chuck. As you probably can see, there’s a lot of funny moments. If you think I’ve forgotten some of the funny moments, or your favorite, you can write a comment, so that I can use them in my next video. It’s mostly Chuck and scenes from season 1, but it also holds clips from seasom 2, and other people then only Chuck. ‘ All credit goes to the ma kers of Chuck. Comment N Rate Enjoy.

most of these are not qoutes but that the only word i could think of

I think you’ve all waited long enough for this one ^^ So, here it is, I hope you like it Btw: thanks for the pressure xd There’s something wrong with the first part, the image doesn’t move :S I tried uploading it again, but I can’t fix it Just so you know, it’s not meant to do that ^_^ FANMAIL Int: Over vrouwen, daar zijn jullie ondertussen al experts, hé? Tom: Inderdaad! Int: Ik heb ergens gelezen dat jullie soms 300 liefdesbrieven per dag krijgen! Bill: ja, dat gebeurt soms. Int: wat schrijven ze jullie dan zoal? Tom: dat hangt er van af. Sommigen willen graag samen zijn met ons, anderen willen alleen maar briefcontact. Maar ik vind het zelf altijd heel leuk als er foto’s bijzitten, dan weet je ineens wie je schrijft. Int: en of het een mooi meisje is, hé? Tom: Inderdaad! DE BOKSER Man: Ik wil dansen! Ik wil dansen! Gustav: *BANG* die gast werkt op mijn zenuwen! KENT IEMAND DE BAND ‘EUH’? TOM WEL! xd Int: hoewel een man het lied zingt, hij heet: Bill: Adel Tawil! Int: Juist! En hoe heet de vrouw? Tom: Annette Humpe! Int: Goed! Hoe heet het lied? Bill: Dienen Int: Juist! En de band heet: Tom: Euh… Int: Ich und Ich! OH NEE, NIET NOG EENS… Bill: en we hebben hier ook nog een piano, Tom: ja, wij kunnen trouwens heel goed piano spelen! Bill: ik speel! Tom: nee, ik! Bill: we spelen samen! 1…2…3 Bill: ik was fout.. maakt niet uit.. we kunnen dus heel goed piano spelen! FROE ZE MONZOEN Int: wat is ‘Durch den Monsun’ in het Engels? ‘Through the monsoon?” Bill: Ja …