A new study found that the Reebok Classic is the most popular shoe worn by burglars. The second most popular shoe worn by burglars: Yours. – Jimmy Fallon

I named my dog ‘Stay’ . . . so I can say “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
–J. D. Salinger

It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so much that is good and beautiful on earth, to ask the Lord for immortality in addition to it all.
–Henrich Heine

Your life may depend on an arrogant elitist who happens to know what he’s doing.
–Garrison Keillor

Just about everyone I know complains about the same thing when they’re being honest–including, maybe especially, people whose business is reading and writing. They mourn the loss of books and the loss of time for books.
–George Packer

When there is no authority to the truth, prejudices thrive.
–David Aaronovitch

Un Eléphant réussi à peindre son autoportrait !
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. – Sir Charles Barkley

People I hardly know still keep asking me to be their Facebook friend. What do I do? It’s a bit impolite to ignore their request, which I often do by default. It’s rude to say No. And it’s a bit false to say Yes. So I dither.
–Dharmaruci