Some of the funnies sports quotes and sound bites from interviews or in game moments. Quotes from brett farve, mike tyson, chad ochocinco johnson, phil mickelson, allen iverson, kellen winslow, charles barkley, shaq, and jared allen.

Erma: How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

Phyllis: Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Erma: I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

Phyllis: Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Erma: My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

Phyllis: Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Erma: Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.

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“Time is limited, so I better wake up every morning fresh and know that I have just one chance to live this particular day right, and to string my days together into a life of action, and purpose.”

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There’s often a rush to trade time for money, even though a variety of studies have found people who are “time affluent” are happier than those who are materially affluent.
–Laura Rowley

From ‘Casablanca’

Just about everyone I know complains about the same thing when they’re being honest–including, maybe especially, people whose business is reading and writing. They mourn the loss of books and the loss of time for books.
–George Packer

The readers of Pajiba amassed an incredible list of great movie quotes that rarely, if ever, are included on lists that count down the 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time. These 100 lists inevitably tend to include the same iconic quotes that are so overused and parodied in pop culture they’ve become quote clichés, so its time they were officially retired. This video doesn’t have those quotes – these are the quotes you throw back and forth at each other over drinks, the ones you work into conversations and the ones that have become part of the running jokes in your lives. In short… The ‘Other’ 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time. Films featured in order of appearance: Goodfellas, Clue, Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Roadhouse. JFK, Monster Squad, 10 Things I Hate About You, Chasing Amy, Catch Me If You Can, Up, Blazing Saddles, Better Off Dead, Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog, Anchorman, Stand By Me, Raising Arizona, Finding Nemo, Airplane, The Magnificent Seven, Night of the Living Dead, Real Genius, Drop Dead Gorgeous, High Fidelity, Heathers, Zoolander, Coming to America, This is Spinal Tap, Annie Hall, Bull Durham, Brick, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Goonies, Blazing Saddles, Conan the Barbarian, The Magnificent Seven, Bring It On, High Anxiety, Alien Resurrection, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, Bull Durham, High Fidelity, Dogma, Anchorman, Sixteen Candles, Secretary, Muriels Wedding, From Dusk til Dawn, Serenity, Wet Hot American Summer, War Games , Victor/Victoria, The Royal Tenenbaums, Singles, Biloxi Blues, My Blue Heaven, Waiting for Guffman, Heathers, Labyrinth, Ghost World, Shaun of the Dead, I Heart Huckabees, Swingers, Star Wars, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Chasing Amy, Almost Famous, The Rock, The Apartment, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, The Way of the Gun, Dr. Strangelove, Murder by Death, American Psycho, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Galaxy Quest, The Big Lebowski, Spaceballs, Grosse Pointe Blank, Splash, Imaginary Heroes, Spaceballs, This is Spinal Tap, Anchorman, Blade: Trinity, Uncle Buck, The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Jerk, The Sandlot, Raising Arizona, Better Off Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Wicker Man

To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history…

A selection of some of the greatest ‘cheesiest’ movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful cheese… Films featured in order of appearance: American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, GI Jane —1m– Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 –2m– They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black …

He says the primal quest
ain’t nothin’ but a second guess.
Sometimes you just do your best
to compromise.
–Dave Carter