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Garland’s Top 10 Resident Evil Quotes & Conversations

Resident Evil is one of the best games ever, and one of the reasons why that is the case is the horrible voice acting that easily falls under the category “so bad it’s funny”. So, I present to you my top 10 quotes or conversations in this game. This time, however, the number 1 spot is very cliché. Some of the scenes were brutally stolen from carc1n0g3n and sairentoz7’s videos, as I didn’t bother playing through the whole game twice just to record them. That is also why the quality varies a little. Naturally, I will give you both 25% of the profit.

March 9, 2010   25 Comments

Top Ten Quotes from Video Games

This is my list. Please respect that. Honourable Mentions: “Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle!” I thought about this, but I ultimately decided I like #7 more. -”The cake is a lie” Would’ve been #11 if there ever was one. -”You spoony bard!” I decided I liked #6 more, but this is still hilarious. -Most things said by Duke Nukem – I’m not too familiar with Duke Nukem, but from what I know his quotes are AWESOME. -Rubicante VS Edge – EPIC, but I prefer #6 due to the epic nature of that battle. This was very close. Two million video views? That’s one hell of a milestone. To celebrate this I’ve created a special Top Ten that’s been in the works for a while. This is a list of my ten favourite quotes (and in general the best) from video games. Many of these are hilarious, some epic, some really famous. This video contains LOTS of lulz and I think this just might be my masterpiece. Enjoy the list! Downloaded footage using Any Video Converter Professional. NOTE: #7’s audio is somewhat laggy. Also, CD-i quotes aren’t on here due to overuse in youtube Poops. AIDS is fail, people!

March 6, 2010   25 Comments

The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time

The readers of Pajiba amassed an incredible list of great movie quotes that rarely, if ever, are included on lists that count down the 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time. These 100 lists inevitably tend to include the same iconic quotes that are so overused and parodied in pop culture they’ve become quote clichés, so its time they were officially retired. This video doesn’t have those quotes – these are the quotes you throw back and forth at each other over drinks, the ones you work into conversations and the ones that have become part of the running jokes in your lives. In short… The ‘Other’ 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time. Films featured in order of appearance: Goodfellas, Clue, Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Roadhouse. JFK, Monster Squad, 10 Things I Hate About You, Chasing Amy, Catch Me If You Can, Up, Blazing Saddles, Better Off Dead, Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog, Anchorman, Stand By Me, Raising Arizona, Finding Nemo, Airplane, The Magnificent Seven, Night of the Living Dead, Real Genius, Drop Dead Gorgeous, High Fidelity, Heathers, Zoolander, Coming to America, This is Spinal Tap, Annie Hall, Bull Durham, Brick, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Goonies, Blazing Saddles, Conan the Barbarian, The Magnificent Seven, Bring It On, High Anxiety, Alien Resurrection, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, Bull Durham, High Fidelity, Dogma, Anchorman, Sixteen Candles, Secretary, Muriels Wedding, From Dusk til Dawn, Serenity, Wet Hot American Summer, War Games , Victor/Victoria, The Royal Tenenbaums, Singles, Biloxi Blues, My Blue Heaven, Waiting for Guffman, Heathers, Labyrinth, Ghost World, Shaun of the Dead, I Heart Huckabees, Swingers, Star Wars, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Chasing Amy, Almost Famous, The Rock, The Apartment, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, The Way of the Gun, Dr. Strangelove, Murder by Death, American Psycho, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Galaxy Quest, The Big Lebowski, Spaceballs, Grosse Pointe Blank, Splash, Imaginary Heroes, Spaceballs, This is Spinal Tap, Anchorman, Blade: Trinity, Uncle Buck, The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Jerk, The Sandlot, Raising Arizona, Better Off Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Wicker Man

February 1, 2010   25 Comments

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

A selection of some of the greatest ‘cheesiest’ movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful cheese… Films featured in order of appearance: American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, GI Jane —1m– Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 –2m– They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black …

January 22, 2010   25 Comments

THE WIRE – Other 100 Greatest Quotes (spoilers)

The sequel featuring all the omissions from the first video. First featured on Pajiba.com. Massive spoilers, so avoid watching unless you’ve seen all 5 seasons! Featuring Bunk, Mcnulty, Avon, Stringer, Marlo, Snoop, Cheese, Prop Joe, Omar, Bubbles, Rawls, D’Angelo, Bodie and many many more. This video was made merely to pay homage to David Simon, HBO and al the actors and writers of the Wire and not for any profit or commercial reasons

January 16, 2010   25 Comments

Top 10 best sports one-line quotes

The most memorable one-line quotes related to sports

January 3, 2010   25 Comments

AFI Top 100 Movie Quotes Part 1

READ BEFORE WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since no one out there has the decency to post the real clips of the actors saying the quotes and but quote it themselves (which by the way none who have attempted to do so was any good at it) I’ve decided to do the AFI Top 100 Movie quotes with the real actors who said it. I DO NOT OWN OR COPYRIGHT ANY OF THESE FILMS OR PICTURES ITS JUST FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY AND YES I WILL PUT UP ALL 100 MOVIE QUOTE CLIPS! Starting at… #1 “Frankly, my dear, I don …

December 31, 2009   25 Comments

AFI’s 100 Movie Quotes Part 1 (Musical Montage)

This is a musical montage I put together based off of the American Film Institute’s top 100 movie quotes. I split the video into two parts and this is the first one. The song used here is the theme from The Magnificent Seven composed by Elmer Bernstein. Unfortunately, out of the 100 lines, I wasn’t able to get one of them. That was Bette Davis’s “What a dump” quote from Beyond the Forest (it’s not available on DVD at the moment), in which I replaced with one of my personal favorite lines …

December 28, 2009   25 Comments

Snatch Greatest Quotes

This is a little group of quotes that we found from our much liked movie ‘Snatch’ (2000) These are what we think are the greatest quotes from it. If you have any more please tell us and we’ll add them in. The Intro song and the credits song is: When I’m Gone- 3 Doors Down

December 11, 2009   25 Comments

THE WIRE – 100 Greatest Quotes (spoilers)

A selection of the top 100 quotes from The Wire, the greatest TV show ever made. First featured on Pajiba.com. Contains spoilers from all 5 seasons! Featuring Omar, Bubbles, Bunk, McNulty, Rawls, Stringer, Avon, Snoop, Marlo, Cheese, Prop Joe, Clay Davis and many many more! I don’t own any of the footage presented here, this video was made merely to pay homage to David Simon, HBO and al the actors and writers of the Wire and not for any profit or commercial reasons. was made merely to pay …

December 5, 2009   25 Comments